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I have this giant bruise on my thigh and I have no idea where it came from.  You know how certain inanimate objects can look angry?  Like that fire is angry! Or the sea was angry that day my friends! Or that killer robot looks angry! Well this bruise looks angry. I guess you can’t say my bruise is necessarily an inanimate object since I have blood pumping through my body and I can’t be classified as a zombie, but this bruise is mindless and faceless and yet still manages to express emotion, much like my vagina. 

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