A new show is premiering tonight on CBS called Mad Love.  Here is the description from CBS.com: “Four friends, single in New York City.  Two are falling in love, and two despise each other… at least for now.” …..xhljadlfkablech Sorry I just fell asleep on my keyboard!  This show sounds so edgy and different and totally isn’t a waste to this extremely talented cast!  So without ever having seen this show I thought I would review the entire series for you.

Hey there’s Sarah Chalke being funny and awesome! I really like her and I’m glad she’s working! Oh cool her best friend is Judy Greer! Even better!  I could watch these two funny bitches at a funeral! They’re that entertaining!  I’m getting Lucy and Ethel vibes from them!  I’m really excited I’m watching this home alone on Valentine’s Day!  Uh oh… there’s that guy from American Pie! Remember when he was in those terribly awesome movies Loser and Boys and Girls? God those movies sucked! I thought he died?  Is he dead? I wish he was dead! OK he’s not that bad! He’s super boring but that’s OK! He has a best friend too! That’s sooo funny! He looks like he ate Zach Galifianakis! He’s fat and has a beard! He’s going to be hysterical! Sarah and American Pie fall in love AT FIRST SITE!! Chemistry! Animal attaction! Lobotomies! ahahhaha! I bet he’s straight laced and boring and she’s funny and awesome! Of course they fall for each other! It makes complete sense!  Show is over!  Whens the wedding? But uh oh! Conflict! Best friends hate each other! Look at that angry side eye they’re giving each other! I feel like it’s almost wrought with sexual tension! I’m sure that hate will turn into love in a few seasons episodes! They’ll have sex and be all… omg I can’t believe we did that I hate you but your beard is so fucking sexy I can’t resist it! They will try and deny their love but in the end they will get together even though Judy Greer is way too awesome and attractive for Zach Galifianakis’s brother! But I’ll ultimately care way more about their relationship than I ever would Sarah Chalke and American Pie’s! But right now they hate each other and even more they hate their friend’s happiness! I mean look at that side eye! They hate each other! So Sarah Chalke is upset! I’m upset! American Pie is sad! I’m bored! I’m sure they’ll break up a million times over misunderstandings seen many times in Three’s Company! You’re gay American Pie? NO I’m not why would you think that Sarah Chalke? Judy Greer said she caught you kissing the male bartender! Oh no! I was PISSING on that male bartender! Oh! ahahahahah Some more angry side eye from Judy Greer! Sarah Chalke rolls her eyes! Zach Galifianakis’s brother trips over an ottoman!  COMEDY! In the end they’ll get married! But not after lots of mishaps ensue involving a monkey, a surly landlord and a hot country bumbkin of a cousin! Oh also Sarah Chalke is accused of sleeping with the best man!

Maybe I’m wrong and it’ll be really good?