Am I the only one who is sick of wishing people a Happy New Year already?  It’s like that shit happened last week!  In the words of my idol and mentor Fergie, it’s so two thousand and late and I’m so three thousand and eight and I’m not talking about my blood cholesterol level.  I’m talking about the fucking future. Boom. Boom. Pow.

I want to move on in the calendar and start wishing everybody a Happy Administrative Professionals Day or Happy Cinco De Mayo!  Those are the days that really matter in my book because those days both cause me to drink a great deal.