Dad:  Tonight’s Larry King’s last show!

Me:  Cool.

Dad:  Yeah I guess Pierce Bronson is taking over for him.

Me:  Ehh… I don’t think so dad.

Dad:  Yeah!  James Bond is going to be the new Larry King!

Me:  I think you’re thinking of Piers Morgan.

Dad:  Who’s that?

Me:  Some British guy.

Dad:  Oh, he’s that mean judge on American Idol with Paula Abdul and John Candy!

Me:  Wow…. there is just so much wrong with that sentence.

Dad:  Ok, who is Piers Morgan than??

Me:  I really don’t know.