Chasing Sharks: Faster Than the Speed of Awesome

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I was working on writing my Christmas cards, but I got sidetracked and instead started drinking the gateway drug of spikedd eggnog which led to me drinking boxed wine which led mee to watching the first season of Doug on dvd.

so now that I’ve completed my life goals for the evening its time for me to end the day with my favorite activity… drunk question bombing tumblr ask boxes. i apolgize 

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  1. buildingaladder said: I’m convinced boxed wine was sent directly from heaven. It is all that is right with the world.
  2. dorothypzbornak said: Skeeter Valentine.
  3. trainjuice said: Charlie Studabaker?
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