I have finally come to the realization that I am a complete and utter loser.
Today I missed my DOG so I reached for my phone to send him a TEXT message to SEE WHAT HE WAS DOING.
And than I got sad when I realized he didn’t have a cell phone, even though he’s been bitching about needing one ever since he turned sixteen.
Than I got sadder when I realized even if he did have a cell phone he doesn’t have opposable thumbs and couldn’t text me back.
Than I got really sad when I thought about all the minutes I wasted thinking about this.