Chasing Sharks: Faster Than the Speed of Awesome

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I have finally come to the realization that I am a complete and utter loser.

Today I missed my DOG so I reached for my phone to send him a TEXT message to SEE WHAT HE WAS DOING.

And than I got sad when I realized he didn’t have a cell phone, even though he’s been bitching about needing one ever since he turned sixteen.

Than I got sadder when I realized even if he did have a cell phone he doesn’t have opposable¬†thumbs and couldn’t text me back.

Than I got really sad when I thought about all the minutes I wasted thinking about this.

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  1. joesgiantrobots said: Not to mention the texting phone minutes, ha!
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