Chasing Sharks: Faster Than the Speed of Awesome

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It’s hard to be funny and sexy. If you’re too sexy, it’s distracting. Everyday before I walk out here, I have to remind myself to just turn down the sexy. It’s written on the door of my thong closet.

Ellen Degeneres (via e-pic)

I NEVER want to forget this.  This quote fills me with such glee words can’t explain it.

(Source: alexismarie, via e-pic)

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