I haven’t written here in forever. To be honest, I miss it. So for those of you who still read this (Hi mom! Just kidding! If she knew about this blog my stomach would implode with a fever of anxiety not seen since the time I was almost 100% positive I had accidentally given my one and half year old niece a glass of pure vodka instead of water! It’s OK guys, it was actually water! Don’t call Child Services, her brain is still functioning at full capacity and I won’t let her touch a drink until she’s 35! Also, I had already drank the aforementioned glass of vodka, it was delicious, so the only person booze
made more awesome affected that day was me.) I’m going to start updating more.