I haven’t written here in forever.  To be honest, I miss it.  So for those of you who still read this (Hi mom! Just kidding!  If she knew about this blog my stomach would implode with a fever of anxiety not seen since the time I was almost 100% positive I had accidentally given my one and half year old niece a glass of pure vodka instead of water!  It’s OK guys, it was actually water!  Don’t call Child Services, her brain is still functioning at full capacity and I won’t let her touch a drink until she’s 35! Also, I had already drank the aforementioned glass of vodka, it was delicious, so the only person booze made more awesome affected that day was me.) I’m going to start updating more.